palegingerbabies:
“Hello ladies and gentelmen, I’m gonna take it down a bit,
With a little number I like to call… Striped Sweater.”
The best time to wear a striped sweater,
Is all the time,
One with a collar,
Turtle neck,
Thats the kind,
Cause when you wwwweeeaaarrrr it,
That’s one… special…. sweater.
— SpongeBob Squarepants
